tURTLEwITCH!

READING: My Best Friend's Exorcism by Grady Hendrix

LISTENING: Mitch Murder - Interceptor

WATCHING: Squid Games (no spoilers!!)

PAGE UPDATED: 05/10/21

I am the TurtleWitch. This is my lair. I'm just over here loving old gifs and generally indulging in some top notch retro-web shenanigans, don't mind me.

Please make yourself at home, and maybe think about giving my rescued critters a visit. The little buggers are getting angsty.


This dancing baby has been included ironically... I think.

WHY DOES THIS WEBSITE EXIST?

You may well be asking yourself this as you look around and realise that any actual content is pretty thin on the ground (that will change with time!) Primarily, I'm here to have some fun and (re)teach myself to code.

I had a Geocities page back in the mid-late 90s and I loved working on it. I wrote basic html in ALL CAPS. I had scrolling text, there was definitely a midi playing in the background and I belonged to any webring that would take me. Cut to 2020 and I believed the web I used to pour so much energy into was dead. Discovering that Web 1.0 design was alive, and that Neocities and the indie web were real things has made me ridiculously happy. I’d been told for well over a decade that people didn't want sites with dancing babies and scrolling text on them anymore because they were old-fashioned and unprofessional. Sadly, I believed them.

When I discovered Neocities, it was like stumbling into a super-awesome secret club. I felt like I’d been given permission to build a website the way I had in the before-times. A site made just for fun, not to promote myself or to make money. So here I am, building my own little webhome. Of course, I never needed permission to make this, and it has been an absolute joy to realise that fact - even if I felt very much like Season Six Willow whilst reminding myself how to code the bloody thing.

This is my homage to the sort of sites I was visiting and making in the 90s, when the internet still had a soul and watching a live feed of a coffee pot was the height of excitement (it's true, look!)

The css skills are definitely a work in progress and the gifs are many and odd, but I'm very glad to be here.

I am scrolling text and I don't care, wheeee!

I am a f***ing webmaster. I just forgot that for a little while.










UPDATES

05/10/21 - Added some new links and made friends with two little breakfast jellies who have come to live on my page. You're never too adult for web pets (or if you are, I don't care!) I've also joined some webrings, yay!

29/09/21 - Updated the Resources page. There's fancy tiled backgrounds now, and some gifs! Feel free to use anything you'd like.

08/09/21 - I'm back! And I might have gone overboard on the gifs...

20/11/20 - I have a cat. His name is Jareth.

19/11/20 - Finally happy-ish with this project... folly... procrastination device? Why am I here again?? Anyway, I have a layout and some fancy links. Also, I now know far more about css than I ever did before (which isn't much, but still...)

WEBRINGS

CREATURES!


Kelly
Breakfast Jelly

Snelly
Breakfast Jelly
Hatch your own creature at Doko Demo!

Please invite Jared inside for a nice cup of tea...


Totally rad visitor counter!
visitors have swum here since Autumn 2020


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